Program

Crumpet the Elf relives his tale of his brief stint working at Macy's "Santaland" attraction in New York City. The play, based on David Sedaris's short story, chronicles the holiday season and is filled with charged, politically incorrect, irreverent commentaries of fellow elves, Santa's true colors, and the raucous adults and children who come to sit on St. Nick's lap.

Notes

Not intended for children. Mature audiences only.

Cost

Adults $24; Students/Seniors/Military $18; Group Discounts Available

More information

(919) 831-6058
http://www.theatreinthepark.com/

Dates

• Friday, December 9, 2016 at 8:00 PM
• Saturday, December 10, 2016 at 8:00 PM
• Sunday, December 11, 2016 at 3:00 PM
• Friday, December 16, 2016 at 8:00 PM
• Saturday, December 17, 2016 at 8:00 PM
• Sunday, December 18, 2016 at 3:00 PM